A Brief History (transcribed by Ellen Holbrook) MOLLIE: The word "knickers" has such a naughty, saucy connotation, doesn't it? You know, it's not a word people use very often. I was having tea, we were all sitting around a table. Sitting next to me was a boy, he'd be about eight years old and obviously he had been told to behave himself and equally obvious he had no intention of behaving himself and he kept muttering things under his breath, little rude words and now and again just pinching me and I could see that his mother knew what he was doing and was terribly embarrassed and so I just turned to him and said: "and knickers to you!" Well, you've never seen such an expression and he couldn't believe his ears that a grown-up would use such a rude word, but mind you it did the trick because he behaved himself after that! INTRODUCER: Embarrassment about underwear can start at a very early age, as Mollie Sugden recalls: MOLLIE: I cannot tell you what we wore as children, I mean I can remember when I was about five years old, which was over seventy years ago, so remember, but we wore the most amazing amount of clothes. I remember having "combs" or "combinations" and they were like a vest and knickers all in one, and then underneath that there'd be a Liberty Bodice, I don't know if you have ever seen a Liberty Bodice, they have to be seen to be believed! And they have little rubber buttons all around to which were attached suspenders with little buttonholes made out of leather and you would fasten these buttonholes onto the little rubber buttons on your Liberty Bodice and they held up your black stockings and then on top of all that you had knickers and they were - well, just the usual navy blue school knickers, you know, with elastic around the bottom but it was terrible to show any leg, but it was terribly difficult because the suspenders were rather long and therefore there was usually a gap in between the knicker leg and the the top of your stockings and one wore such short gym tunics and I was in mortal terror in case a boy should see the top of my leg between my knickers and my stockings and the awful thing about these wretched suspenders was if you bent down quickly they went "ping!" the button came off and you were left with suspenders hanging down, it was dreadful! I don't know how I managed to grow up at all. *laughs* I don't know why I didn't die of shame! MOLLIE: I remember my husband saying, "You would like a different pair of knickers for every day of the year - three hundred and sixty-five pairs of knickers!" and he'd used to go in just before Christmas and he'd go into the ladies department with no shame at all and say: "I want the sexiest pair of knickers you've got" *laughs* and the assistant used to be quite amazed, *laugh* so it certainly didn't worry him but I mean in those days, remember I've been married for forty years, they weren't as sexy as they are now, they weren't taken back. *laughs* It was nothing like they have nowadays.