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Issue 3 - "Kissing Etiquette"


created by Ganymede - do not take

Mamoru Says: Kissing is a very intimate act, and can be more fun than other intimate acts if done right. The biggest rule of kissing etiquette is to close your eyes when you kiss. Staring is really rude cause it implies that you aren't really into it or that you aren't completely trusting or surrendering to the other person.

Oh yeah, one more thing: NEVER eat anything with raw or partially cooked garlic, the way Usako did before Ganymede took this picture. Believe me, it's not a pretty flavor to find in someone else's mouth. o_o Carry with you some sort of breath neutralizer - when I kiss guys... err, eh, I mean, when I kiss girls, I hate kissing ones who use really strong breath mints cause then it's obvious that they're just covering up their bad breath and a minty mouth makes me feel like I'm kissing a tube of toothpaste anyway. Use a breath *neutralizer* - don't use a breath cover-up.

Psst! Helpful hint: If the person you wanna kiss likes chocolate as much as I do, eat a few pieces of good, high-quality chocolate right before you kiss them.

Uhm, Ganymede? Why are you suddenly scarfing down all those chocolates? o_o

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