Issue 4 - "How Does Mamoru Keep Warm? Part 2"
"Maria Chiba" writes in Ganymede's guestbook:
Guest: Maria Chiba (using Mozilla/4.02 [en]C-pisg081997 (Win95; I), 192.169.41.44)
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Mamoru Says: Now, here is Gannie-chan's reply. He did not bother to e-mail this Maria girl cause he didn't think it would be worth it to do so, so he's just going to reply to what Maria said right here at this webpage. Please read what Ganymede says below:
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Hi there, and thanks for visiting my Tuxedo Kamen Shrine. Below I respond to the points you addressed in my guestbook:
<<I know I'm being mean and rude, but I really have to say this out>>
You can give constructive criticism without being mean and rude, yet you failed to do so. "I really have to say this out" is no excuse for your attitude; there were hundreds of other ways you could have phrased yourself in your message.
<<I dun think that Mamoru will appreciate the fact that his butt is being shown.>>
I take it you're talking about "Mamoru's Butt Page," a humor page at this shrine. Well, first of all, my advice is to calm down. It's a humor page, nothing more. I seriously doubt people go to that page to salivate over an anime character's rear end and that's certainly not why I made the page - rather, I made it to be funny. And that's another thing, how can you tell me that "Mamoru wouldn't appreciate" the page? First of all he's not even real, so when you say things like "I dun think that Mamoru will appreciate the fact" you lose what little credibility you started out with; secondly it's a humor page anyway, so you shouldn't be getting all worked up over it.
<<Quite a lot of views in the newsletter, I found to be not-Mamoru-like...[meaning: Mamoru will never say that!!]>>
Obviously you do not understand the concept of a humor page. When you make a humor page about an anime character, it's funny when you make the character act somewhat differently than he/she normally does. If you don't like that, then get over it, it's just a humor page. It's not like I was advertising my humor pages as the way Mamoru really acts in the anime, so your ranting is unnecessary.
<<The silent movie...well....how do I say it.... It's sick!!! I apologize for anything I've said that meant have offend you, but I really felt that I have to defend Mamoru.>>
Let me point out that "Fish Lips - A Silent Movie" is yet another humor page. You are not supposed to take it seriously, and I even specifically said at that page that you were not supposed to take it seriously. Yet for some reason, you have disregarded what I said, so that either means that you didn't read my page at all, or the message just didn't sink into your mind. Also, your apology is rather hollow, considering the fact that you just called my page sick and haven't really shown any effort at trying not to offend.
<<I've "known" Mamoru for 7years and I dun really appreciate the fact that his image is being slaughtered in such a manner.>>
*LMAO* Excuse me, you're claiming to me that you've "known" Mamoru for seven years and you really expect me to take your opinions on my website seriously and think that your reasoning is sound? You're the one who's getting all upset and passing judgment on my site because my humor pages don't portray Mamo-chan in what you think is the "proper" light, yet you're hypocritically trying to tell me that you've "known" Mamoru when the only person he's supposed to have "known" is Usagi. *L* At least I was just joking in my humor pages, whereas you actually sounded serious about what you were saying in your guestbook message. Your entire message was pretty amusing, but seriously, that last line about you "knowing" Mamoru made me laugh out loud.
take care of yourself,
James (Ganymede)
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Mamoru Says: Wow! Gannie-chan was sent another flame (privately) at his guestbook survey, and the flame was about this website, Mamoru Says! It was sent by this girl who calls herself Maria Chiba... I guess she wants to be my wife or something, but it ain't happening! Usako's the one for me, not some Maria! Anyway, read on:
Date: 20-Mar-99 09:24 AM
E-Mail: deleted so you can't flame her :P
Alias (if any): Ame
My Gender Is: Female.
Birthdate: 30 October 1980
My Zodiac Sign: Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Homepage:
I Come from: Singapore
I found this site through a friend, and I must say, your HTML work deserves a B-. I came to see Ganymede's Tuxedo Kamen Shrine, and the site I liked the best is Ganymede's Tuxedo Kamen Shrine. I'm very cynical too, and my favorite cuisine is nothing whatsoever (I hate food :P). By the way, this is my first time signing this guestbook, and cool pics, but how about more spoilers?Liked yur page at first...esp when I saw all the wonderful work you did about the images and the profile.However, I retracted my view rite after I viewed the newsletter and the silent movie.....Okie, I know I'm being mean and rude, but I really have to say this out....I dun think that Mamoru will appreciate the fact that his butt is being shown.[I found this rather offensive...] Quite a lot of views in the newsletter, I found to be not-Mamoru-like...[meaning: Mamoru will never say that!!] The silent movie...well....how do I say it.... It's sick!!! I apologize for anything I've said that meant have offend you, but I really felt that I have to defend Mamoru. [I've "known" Mamoru for 7years and I dun really appreciate the fact that his image is being slaughtered in such a manner.]
MAMORU ALSO SAYS: WHY CAN'T FLAMERS EVER USE PROPER GRAMMAR?MAMORU SAYS: MORE TO COME LATER! BYE NOW. ^_^
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