the tale of a blip

written 26 January 2001 copyright © 2001-present James Sanghyun Han (a.k.a. steal this and DIE)


i always have a cute boyfriend
he's usually English, black Irish, German, and/or Italian
his eyes are blue and/or green
and he brags to his friends about me
about his cute Asian guy

i have a cute boyfriend

he likes my squinty, small eyes
he likes my flat blob of a nose
he likes my smooth body, nearly devoid of hair
he likes it cause i barely - if ever - smell, never need deodorant
he gets hard when i wear my Japanese robe
and he thinks he's so cool to be with me

he's so cute
he thinks i'm novel
he thinks i'm different
and even though he may be right, he doesn't know the half of it

he patronizes my slanted eyes by seeing not what lies beneath them
he patronizes my "cute" nose and smooth body by praising those things alone

he patronizes by implying my only assets are the race and culture i am categorized under

and he forgets that i am more than just hairless legs and exotic eyes
more than an image
more than rice and "kimchee" and tae-kwon-sushi
he forgets that i am more than just a sexually-fixated geisha boy
cause he's too busy thinking he's so cultured and unique to be with me

and then he gets to know me better
and this boy

this boy who'll only listen to shitty music if it's made in Tokyo

this boy praises me less cause he sees the human and the personality
and he stops loving me, not because what he sees are unsavory
but cause it kills him that he's not prepared
not equipped to deal with anything but his perfect one-dimensional image

and oh, how it kills him
that i need to be more to him than an extension of his attempt to seem unique

and so, he leaves me
and since we Asians are so smart
and since i'm such a sensitive, loving little geisha boy
he attempts to let me down gently
he employs his arsenal of lies, half-truths, and double-speak
trying to add "the good guy" to his self-description

and then the inevitable silence when he drops the pretense
and he goes on living
and he inflicts his half-baked simulation of love on others

and he leaves me here to decide whether my blip on his radar screen
has left any sort of afterimage on his unique and cultured self


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