By Ganymede (James Sanghyun Han). Truthfully, I can't really do anything to stop anyone from copying this page idea, but if you do, please use your own words and your own creative ideas when you do so. ^_^ If for some reason you want to copy my page exactly, link yourself to M . I . S . T.
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*Mitsuru's Birthday Special, TAKE 1. And... action!*
Ganymede: *barges into room 211* Good morning and HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MITSURU! Why are you in Shinobu's bed?
Mitsuru: AUGH! Can't a guy get any privacy???
Ganymede: o.o;;; Oh, sorry. *leaves*
Urr...
*Mitsuru's Birthday Special, TAKE 2. And... action!*
Unfortunately, Nasu Yukie never tells us the exact date or year of Mitsuru's birth, and not even Mitsuru knows his own birthday cause his biological parents left him on the grounds of the Kohryu Temple when he was about two weeks old, but we do know that he was born in March, and that he has the zodiac sign of Aries. Now, to be an Aries AND a March baby means that Mitsuru had to have been born sometime between 20 March and 31 March, so that is why this birthday special page has been made on 27 March 1999. :P
Shinobu: *walks into the room* What are you doing?
Ganymede: *type type* It's a little webpage for Mitsuru... he deserves something for his birthday... whenever it might be.
Shinobu: *blinks* I don't think that's the kind of thing he was expecting for his birthday. I know he has a whole list of things he REALLY wants.
Ganymede: That's a great idea for this page! So without further adieu, here is...
Mitsuru's Secret Wish List!
1. A new school uniform.
2. NO MORE CHOCOLATE. (He probably got sick of it after eating forty-seven gift packages. :P)
3. A spray can filled with Ghost Repellent 4000.
4. A submissive Shinobu. :P
Shinobu: I smell an innuendo.
Ganymede: ^.^ Ah, shut up.
5. A free facial... super regenerative powers only go so far. :P
6. A shiny new trombone that he can annoy Shinobu with by playing it really obnoxiously.
7. A new dorm lady, preferably one that looks more like Hasukawa Sumire.
8. A book filled with practical jokes.
9. Punching bags with Hasukawa Kazuya's face painted on them. *wahaha!*
And the thing that Mitsuru wants most...
10. TIGHT SPANDEX JOGGING SHORTS! :D~~~
Shinobu: *looks up from something and blinks* What's with you?
Ganymede: Oh give me a break, I'm feeling hyper cause I'm listening to good anime music while I'm typing up this HTML. What are you reading?
Shinobu: It's a book about what sort of gifts you give to people and what sort of food you cook for them based on their zodiac sign. It's amusing cause it's a "romance" astrology book.
Ganymede: Let me see... oh my. It says to gives an Aries aromatherapy massage oils as a present and to cook them a baked Alaska. *elbows Shinobu* Is that what you have planned for Mitsuru?
Mitsuru: *walks in, rubbing his eyes* Good morning, and what's a baked Alaska?
Shinobu: Some unhealthy dessert that white people who wonder why Japanese people usually live longer than they do like to eat.
Mitsuru: *blinks* Sou ka.
Ganymede: *runs up* Good morning and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Mitsuru: o_O;;; *backs away* Urr... thanks.
Ganymede: -_- Well, since you're so glad to see me, here is...
A List of Famous Aries
Maya Angelou, Marlon Brando, Joan Crawford, Bette Davis, Hugh Hefner, o_O Billie Holiday, Ikeda Mitsuru, :P Rachmaninoff, Diana Ross, Gloria Steinem, van Gogh, and Tennessee Williams.
Mitsuru: Gee, I always wanted to know that I share the same zodiac sign with Marlon Brando.
Ganymede: -_- Why don't I just not bother putting up this special webpage for you then?
Mitsuru: o_o No no no! I was kidding.
Ganymede: Right... o.o;;;
Mitsuru: Eh heh heh, urm, well, can you tell me more about Aries?
Ganymede: Well, Aries people are active, energetic, excitable, impulsive and optimistic, and open to new stuff. So I'd say you fit the basic Aries persona perfectly. *giggles* Aries have strong personalities and might be a little selfish-
Mitsuru: I resent that.
Shinobu: Only because it's partially true.
Mitsuru: -.-;;; Shuddup.
Ganymede: o_o Urm... The part of the body ruled by Aries is the head, which may explain why your face can heal wounds in less than a minute, and anyway it's a good thing that you can cause Aries people tend to get in dangerous situations and are prone to accidents from sharp objects, high speeds, and fire.
Mitsuru: That's not true! AUGH!
Shinobu: What is it?
Mitsuru: I pricked my finger on this needle.
Ganymede: -_- Aries people are also-
Shinobu: Why don't you just make a page for Aries? This is turning into more of an Aries tutorial than a birthday special.
Ganymede: But I can't do that just yet, because I need to get my astrology site back online first, and that'll take forever with what I have planned. Biiida! *raspberries Shinobu* But oh! I wrote a song for your birthday, Mitsuru!
Mitsuru: o_O;;; Well, let's hear it then.
