(3 March 2004)

Was flipping channels earlier and on "Family Feud" there was this family with the surname of Mangum. MANGUM. XD Could you imagine? Hello, Mister MANGUM! And one of the guys had an Air Force uniform on. "MANGUM! Drop and give me twenty!"

*chews on a piece of MAN GUM* XD I wonder if you can blow bubbles with MAN GUM... Does MAN GUM stick to the sole of your shoe when you step on it? Can you find MAN GUM stuck on the underside of a cheap-ass school desk when you're bored and your hands are wandering aimlessly during your 3,653,290th lecture for a breadth requirement class? Is MAN GUM laced with crystals of minty blasted flavor? Or is MAN GUM slightly sweet in a sickly tropical way, inducing your mouth to water for MORE of that juicy MAN GUM? And MAN GUM may be great for satisfying your mouth's urge to salivate over something soft and chewy, but can you ever have too much MAN GUM? Like, would it exacerbate your TMJ symptoms? If some hot guy offers you a stick of his juicy MAN GUM from his pants pocket, how do you keep from blushing? And if this happens at work, is it sexual harassment, or just the guy's way of saying that your breath could use a little spring cleaning?

I don't know, I really don't.