Friends, I am at a loss. ;_; I just can't decide.
WHO is sexier?
I mean, first of all, there's Valgarv. *_* I mean gawd, that hot, muscled BODY! That evil, steely glint in his cat-like eyes! Those "capable" man hands, that sort of shirtless-but-not MAN look, those loose MAN pants, and that proud MAN horn atop his regal MAN head! It's like this, folks: if a unicorn and tiger got together and decided to mate to try and produce the sexiest human (?) on earth, they would have made VAL! ;_; Even the stripes across his cheeks - I bet he really IS part tiger! And speaking of tigers, did you know that slang for "having gay sex" in Japan is literally "doing the cat thing"? I'd love to do the cat thing with a rowdy TIGER like Val! XD
But then, there's HAMEL! ;____; I mean, look at him! ;_; That cheap, poofy Pilgrim-ish outfit that Flute made for him just turns me ON like a blender permanently stuck on the "Whip It Good" setting, friends who are girls, and I ain't pullin' your beautifully Thighmastered™ legs either! Besides, he's BLOND! You KNOW they have more fun! Well, maybe anime Hamel doesn't, but I'm sure I can put a bit of fun inside him somehow! XD I sure would like to try with a hot babe like him! And gawd, think of it! He's a master of that big violin! Sure, his right hand might be a bit slack from all that bowing, but his left hand is probably really nimble and quick from pressing the strings on the violin's neck! Imagine THOSE fingers dancing on YOUR neck!
But wait! ;_; Oh, sweet Mother of Luisitania, just wait a johnnycakin' minute!
There's ZURD! ;_________;
Think about it, folks! Zurd is just curved in ALL the right places, from the top of her curvy head, to the rounds of her curvy glasses, to the tips of her curvy typing fingers, to the tips of her curvy dancing toes! She makes me feel like a natural woman, more than Summer's Eve or Herbal Essences or Clairol #5 ever could! With not only her wonderful personality but also her gently smiling forehead and her wonderful manner akin to that of Joe Montana without the PMS, she has set my soul aflame, like a spark of burning love falling on fifty oil tankers worth of lighter fluid! She is the bird to my guano, the Fran Drescher to my Angelina Jolie, and she brings me to my knees! ;_;
So as you can see, friends who are girls (and MORE!), I am burdened with this awful problem! ;_;
WHO is sexier? ;_;
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