Wuzzup, I am Peruru, that's P E with a double RU, and this here is my guide to good pimping. Even the most experienced pimps out there might learn a few tricks, so keep your eyeballs peeled open as you read!
 | Pimp Tip #1: Wait in dark alleys. Not only will you find a lot more prospective girls that way, but it makes you look cool. |
 | Pimp Tip #2: Learn to play an instrument. It'll impress the more stupid whores. |
 | Pimp Tip #3: A typical ho loves bribes. Hungry hos love food bribes. Give your hos cookies regularly, but not too regularly, or they'll get fat and no one will rent them. |
 | Pimp Tip #4: Practice foreplay indiscriminately. |
 | Pimp Tip #5: Finally, if one of your hos falls in love with you, get the hell out of there, especially if they look like the ho in these pictures. |
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