("Bob" is another name for me ^^;)
Ryouga: *glare* You're worse than Ranma.
Bob: o.O THAT was low. *stalks toward Ryouga*
Ryouga: *crazed grin* *clenches fist* Wanna fight?
Bob: No... *brandishes an index finger* Want the biggest tickling of your life? XD
Ryouga: O.O >.<!!! NO! *runs to a galaxy FAR, far away*
and in that galaxy far, far away...
Little Green Man (LGM) #1: Meep thyopd durg, dofu 2?
LGM #2: Afhuy fissh thyopd "Ryouga," dofu 1.
Ryouga: Please! ;______;! Let me go!
LGM 1: *laughs* Theeforg sdaffle experiment!
LGM 2: *cackles* Fvuy huy sdaffle brain transplant, dofu 1!
LGM 1: *laughs louder* Gesom aghuir sex change operation, dofu 2!
LGM's 1 and 2: HAHAHAHAHA!
Ryouga: This is the end... *sob*
Speaking of good literature, I finished reading The Hundred Secret Senses by Amy Tan, and Bean Trees and Pigs in Heaven by Barbara Kingsolver. They're such good writers! If only writers like these were anime fans... Who knows what glorious Ryouga fanfiction they could come up with...
Amy Tan: I think I'll write a story about Ryouga finding out that he's only half-Asian! Yeah, and then he'll have three other friends and they'll play mah jong every night! And then at the end, he'll find his two lost brothers! *types on her word processor*
Shakespeare: To bwee or not to bwee, that is the question... Whether 'tis nobler in the minds of men to have remained in porcine state... *dips his pen in ink and starts scribbling*
Hemingway: *whips out a fountain pen* And then the fanged man was lost. In the rain.
Bob: Bleh! I hate Hemingway!
Hemingway: *sobs and runs off like a little kid*
Ryouga: o.o Ano...
Amy Tan: Ne ne, Ryouga-kun, what do you think of my story about you? *holds up a four-inch-thick manuscript, already written in convenient hiragana and katakana*
Ryouga: Ano... give me some time to read it... *sweatdrops as he thumbs through it* These are big words... ;_;
Shakespeare: No, my good fellow! Prithee, consider the script -I- have written for you! It is far superior! *hands Ryouga a thick scroll of parchment*
Amy Tan: o.o -_-
Ryouga: *unrolls parchment* Old English??? I can't read this!
Amy Tan: Ha! Eat maggot, fool! XD He likes my story better than your overclichéd, overused English crap!
Shakespeare: Wahahaha! Foolish Eastern wench! XD Any peasant can see that my saga is clearly superior to your New-Age, post-feminist mystic Chinese drivel!
Amy Tan: Why, you! *clenches fist*
Shakespeare: Wanna fight? XD!!!
Amy Tan and Shakespeare: *huge brawl, cartoon style, with dust clouds*
Ryouga: x.x;;;
