by James Sanghyun Han (Tay Trefenwyd :P)

written Saturday, 21 November 1998 © (steal this and DIE ;P)

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Hello! My name is Tay Trefenwyd, and welcome to the Store of Shannara! Let me show you some of the lovely items we have on sale today here in our store.

You thought Better than Ezra was good? Well, now, we have CD's from the all-new Four Lands rock group - BETTER THAN ERETRIA! This CD includes hit songs such as "Your Mother was a Creeper" and "I Wanna Hold Your Elfstones"!!! On sale today!

Amaze your friends with our new Ellcrys brand firewood! This long-burning, completely smokeless beautiful silver firewood will provide many happy evenings by your fireplace during the winter! Also makes great fuel for outdoor barbecues!

Ladies! Improve your skin with Morgan's Mud! A new cosmetic mud pack tested, designed, and endorsed by Morgan Leah himself, all on-location at the beautiful, cleansing springs in the Highlands! Try the mud that only princes wallow in! Morgan Leah is charging a lot of money: three coins, gold, for each container. However, half the proceeds will go to the Culhaven Dwarves in Distress fund, so act now and buy, buy, BUY!

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