by James Sanghyun Han (a Tay type person)

written Sunday, 6 December 1998 © (steal this and DIE ;P)

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Oh yeah, for those of you who might not know, "yakitori" is basically teriyaki chicken. Just read and you'll see. ;)

Wil: Doop dee doo... *sits on a bed, twiddling his thumbs and gently bouncing up and down*
Tay: Hey, Babyface!
Wil: *frowns* What?
Tay: Come here!
Wil: Urm... okay... *walks into the next room* *sees Tay sitting on the corner of a desk, which has some weird gray box sitting on it*
Tay: So, what do you think?
Wil: Of what?
Tay: Uhm, of the new computer I got you.
Wil: You got me a computer???
Tay: Yep!
Wil: Oh, WOW, I can't wait! Thanks! And what's a computer?
Tay: ..... Okay, I can see we're gonna be here for a while.

*four hours later*

Wil: Wait... so, if I press the button that says "A" the letter "a" appears on this... "monitor"?
Tay: *suppresses a sigh* Right.
Wil: So if I press the "control" button, how come the word "control" doesn't appear on the screen?
Tay: *groans*
Wil: Aw, you need another back massage?
Tay: Uhm, heheh, no, I was just thinking that we should take a break. Wanna go to a Japanese restaurant?
Wil: Okay!

*later*

Waitress: Ara, irashai! How many?
Wil: Hah? *scratches his head*
Tay: Ah, hehehe, table for two please?
Waitress: This way, please. *she seats Wil and Tay, and then takes a long stare at Wil* Ne ne, Tay-kun!
Tay: Eh?
Waitress: *winks* Kawaii ouji-chan no namai wa?
Tay: *laughs* "Ouji-chan" no namai ga "Wiru Omsufodu" desu.
Waitress: *grin* Eh, so? Ii otoko!
Tay: *grins back* Deshou deshou?
Wil: *whines* What are you guys saying?
Waitress and Tay: HAHAHAHA!
Tay: *giggles* Oh, don't worry about it, sweetie.
Wil: I hate it when you do this.
Waitress: So, what would you like?
Wil: Oh, well, I'd-
Tay: We'll both have several orders of hamachi, some yakitori, green tea... and the lamb, rare, with very little mint sauce. *looks at Wil* You like lamb, don't you, sweet pea?
James Cameron: *pops in* HEY! You can't be stealing that line from MY Titanic masterpiece! I broke hundreds of unused china plates and made Kate Winslet pose nude just to get the eleven Academy Awards I deserve for being the greatest director alive!
Tay: Oh, shut up! Your movie is overrated, and if your brains were even a tenth the size of your ego you would have made Leo pose nude instead of Kate! Out of my fanfic! *snaps fingers*
James Cameron: No, wait! Maybe we can make a dea- *disappears into thin air with a POP*

*later, during dinner*

Tay: *sipping green tea* *sip*
Wil: *eating yakitori off of wooden skewers, very messily*
Tay: *sip*
Wil: Tay? *waves around a stick of half-eaten yakitori in each hand as he talks*
Tay: Yeah? *sip*
Wil: So... *takes a bite of yakitori and chews* ...explain the computer to me one more time.
Tay: *makes a face* Like another explanation would be able to penetrate your skull? *sip*
Wil: *eyes get big and round* *stops chewing* *puts the skewers down and looks down at his plate, pouting*
Tay: *sigh* Okay, okay...
Wil: *sniffle*
Tay: I'm sorry. *sip*
Wil: *SNIFFLE*
Tay: I said I was sorry! *SIP*
Wil: Then explain the computer thing to me again! I promise I'll be a good student this time.
Tay: *snickers* Yeah, it always takes you a few tries to get the hang of it, doesn't it? *sip*
Wil: *blush* SHUDDUP!

*later, back at home*

Tay: Wow! You learned everything so quickly that we're even ready to get you online!
Wil: Cool, can I get my own e-mail address? I want it to be wil@ohmsford.org!
Tay: Oh... How imaginative.
Wil: PLEEEASE?
Tay: Well, I'd love to, but if people knew you had an e-mail address they'd swamp you with fan mail. Better to use my own e-mail account whenever you need it.
Wil: Awwww, you're no fun... *pouts*
Tay: *snickers* Speaking of fun, we have to celebrate your success right now! *takes out a plastic container that reads "Cool Whip"*
Wil: *eyes the container warily* No we don't.
Tay: Oh yes we do!
Wil: *sobs* I hate my life.

*discreet fade to black*