by Tay Trefenwyd

written Saturday, 25 December 1999 © (steal this and DIE ;P)

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on the first day of Christmas Wil Ohmsford gave to me
a twig from the Ellcrys tree

on the second day of Christmas Wil Ohmsford gave to me
two leather gloves
and a twig from the Ellcrys tree

on the third day of Christmas Wil Ohmsford gave to me
three Elfstones
two leather gloves
and a twig from the Ellcrys tree

on the fourth day of Christmas Wil Ohmsford gave to me
four golden birds (Rocs)
three Elfstones
two leather gloves
and a twig from the Ellcrys tree

on the fifth day of Christmas Wil Ohmsford gave to me
five Quickenings!
four golden birds (Rocs)
three Elfstones
two leather gloves
and a twig from the Ellcrys tree

on the sixth day of Christmas Wil Ohmsford gave to me
six Elves a-planting
five Quickenings!
four golden birds (Rocs)
three Elfstones
two leather gloves
and a twig from the Ellcrys tree

on the seventh day of Christmas Wil Ohmsford gave to me
seven Dwarves a-working
six Elves a-planting
five Quickenings!
four golden birds (Rocs)
three Elfstones
two leather gloves
and a twig from the Ellcrys tree

on the eighth day of Christmas Wil Ohmsford gave to me
eight Gnomes a-creeping
seven Dwarves a-working
six Elves a-planting
five Quickenings!
four golden birds (Rocs)
three Elfstones
two leather gloves
and a twig from the Ellcrys tree

on the ninth day of Christmas Wil Ohmsford gave to me
nine naked Elfboys *drool*
eight Gnomes a-creeping
seven Dwarves a-working
six Elves a-planting
five Quickenings!
four golden birds (Rocs)
three Elfstones
two leather gloves
and a twig from the Ellcrys tree

on the tenth day of Christmas Wil Ohmsford gave to me
ten Trolls a-leaping
nine naked Elfboys *drool*
eight Gnomes a-creeping
seven Dwarves a-working
six Elves a-planting
five Quickenings!
four golden birds (Rocs)
three Elfstones
two leather gloves
and a twig from the Ellcrys tree

on the eleventh day of Christmas Wil Ohmsford gave to me
eleven Druids chanting
ten Trolls a-leaping
nine naked Elfboys *drool*
eight Gnomes a-creeping
seven Dwarves a-working
six Elves a-planting
five Quickenings!
four golden birds (Rocs)
three Elfstones
two leather gloves
and a twig from the Ellcrys tree

*BIG FINISH!!!*

on the twelfth day of Christmas Wil Ohmsford gave to me...

TWELVE TUBS OF WHIPPED CREAM *cough*

eleven Druids chanting
ten Trolls a-leaping
nine naked Elfboys *drool*
eight Gnomes a-creeping
seven Dwarves a-working
six Elves a-planting
five Quickenings!
four golden birds (Rocs)
three Elfstones
two leather gloves
and a twig from the Ellcrys tree

ONE MORE TIME!

AND A TWIG FROM THE ELLCRYS... TREE!

Bleh. :p

THE END